"I'm not a sandwich store that only sells turkey sandwiches. I sell a lot of different things."

"I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich."

"I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

"Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise."

"Too few people understand a really good sandwich."